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Expressions – Photography Challenge

Hiya guys!!!

Its a  tiny toes back with another post over my photography challenge for expressions…

I had this picture taken 4 to 5 years back… But what’s so special in this picture kept me saving this picture is the varied expression of all these men… You could find all men in this picture with a grin over their face except the hero of this pic… Yeah you’re right… Its the old grandfather who spreads out his smile which is so lovely to sense it…

A smile is always the energizing stimulant to human beings undoubtedly 🙂 🙂 🙂

Its the one other picture of the sweet little girl Dharshini 🙂 A bunch of balloons is the reason behind her smile… And the balloons are colorful though 🙂

Memo Degredation

Memo from CEO to Manager:


Today at 11 o’clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is
when the sun disappears behind the moon for two minutes. As this is
something that cannot be seen every day, time will be allowed for
employees to view the eclipse in the parking lot. Staff should meet in
the lot at ten to eleven, when I will deliver a short speech introducing
the eclipse, and giving some background information. Safety goggles will
be made available at a small cost.

Memo from Manager to Department Head:


Today at ten to eleven, all staff should meet in the car park. This will
be followed by a total eclipse of the sun, which will appear for two
minutes. For a moderate cost, this will be made safe with goggles. The
CEO will deliver a short speech beforehand to give us all some
information. This is not something that can be seen every day. 

Memo from Department Head to Floor Manager:


The CEO will today deliver a short speech to make the sun disappear for
two minutes in the form of an eclipse. This is something that cannot be
seen every day, so staff will meet in the car park at ten or eleven.
This will be safe, if you pay a moderate cost.

Memo From Floor Manager to Supervisor:


Ten or eleven staff are to go to the car park, where the CEO will
eclipse the sun for two minutes. This doesn’t happen every day. It will
be safe, and as usual it will cost you.

Memo from Supervisor to staff:


Some staff will go to the car park today to see the CEO disappear.
It is a pity this doesn’t happen everyday.

Courtesy:

http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/pages/quotes/business_jokes.html

Naughty – Expression Week!

I think it’s great to see how they’ve grown up, not just as actors but as people. They’re still very much the same kids that I met many years ago. They’ve grown up and they are funny and wicked and naughty and bright, and I think as actors their work is just getting better and better. They’ve blossomed.

Read more:http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/naughty.html#ixzz1dsAqpF00

Excuses…

10 best excuses when you get caught falling asleep on your desk:

10. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”

9. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in
that time management course you sent me to.”

8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably
got here just in time!”

7. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement
and envisioning a new paradigm.”

6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”

5. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who
practice Yoga?”

4. “Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a
solution to our biggest problem.”

3. “The coffee machine is broken…”

2. “Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot…”

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your
desk…

1. ” … in Jesus’ name. Amen.”

Stupidity…

I got this in my E-Mail… It was really hilarious to read it 😀 😀 😀

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that’s the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos — You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap — “Directions: Use like regular soap,”
(and that would be how???….)

On some Swanson frozen dinners — “Serving suggestion: Defrost.”
(but, it’s “just” a suggestion).

On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) — “Do not turn upside down.”
(well…duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding — “Product will be hot after heating.”
(…and you thought????…)
On packaging for a Rowena iron — “Do not iron clothes on body.”
(but wouldn’t this save me more time)?

On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine — “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.”
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid — “Warning: May cause drowsiness.”
(and…I’m taking this because???….)
On most brands of Christmas lights — “For indoor or outdoor use only.”
(as opposed to…what)?

On a Japanese food processor — “Not to be used for the other use.”
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I’m a bit curious)

On Sainsbury’s peanuts — “Warning: contains nuts.”
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts — “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.”
(Step 3: maybe, ooh…fly Delta?)
On a child’s Superman costume — “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”
(I don’t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw — “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.”
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread the stupidity.